原標題：千姿百態！詹姆斯早起訓練，杜蘭特睡過頭，科比卻在享用美味早餐
千姿百態！詹姆斯早起訓練，杜蘭特睡過頭，科比卻在享用美味早餐
[LeBron] Up and at it to workouts. 5:38am. No excuses! #SavageMode #StriveForGreatness??
詹姆斯發推：起床操練嘍！現在是早上五點三十八分。沒有借口就是幹！#兇殘模式 #力爭偉大
[–]Trail BlazersSquidssential 940 指標 10小時前in related news, this morning i set 3 separate alarms and slept thru all of them. was an hour late for work.
相關新聞：今早設瞭三個鬧鐘，我tm竟然全睡過瞭。上班遲到瞭一小時。
[–][CLE] Steve Kerrlethalitykd [S] 310 指標 10小時前
Real talk, I was the same during college but I switched to this app which makes u take a picture of a QR code to turn it off. Shit persists through reboots, force closes etc u name it.
I put that QR code in my bathroom so I am forced to go there. Works real well.
誰又不是這樣呢？我大學的時候也是一樣，但是後來下瞭個起床軟件後就好多瞭。那個軟件要求你下床掃二維碼，掃完之後鬧鈴才會停。你就是重啟手機、強制關閉什麼的，該響還是響。
我後來就把二維碼貼在冼手間墻上，這樣我就不得不去冼手間掃二維碼。我不愛起床的毛病明顯得到瞭改善。
譯者註：該層主後來補充軟件名為：Sleep as Androids.
[–]Knicksboredymcbored 9 指標 8小時前*
Another one is I Can't Wake Up on android. You have to take a whole bunch of tests (you can set the difficulty) to turn the alarm off. Will literally not shut up until you turn it off and you can even set the app to change the ringtone or to remain at the volume you set it at regardless of you playing with the sound settings. Has the QR code "test" too so thought I would drop that app as well.
還有一個是安卓手機上的” I Can’t Wake Up”。要想關鬧鐘，你得做各種各樣的小測驗（自設難度）。你甚至可以在app裡設置鈴聲，不管你對手機整體音量的設置是如何，你也可以設置鬧鈴一直保持在一定的音量上。測試裡也有掃二維碼的環節，我本來以為我會把這個app卸載瞭，結果還是堅持下來瞭。
[–][CLE] Mark Pricecanwewinthisweek 45 指標 8小時前
I had to stop using that one, because the easy and mid level tasks were simple enough that I learned to do them in a state of half-sleep, so I would fall back asleep. However, the hard difficulty (like for math) was too difficult and I couldn't get the alarm to shut off without getting out a calculator or a pencil and paper to work the problems out, and let's be honest, it's asking too much to make someone multiply four digits by four digits first thing in the morning.
你這個我後來就不用瞭，因為中低難度的測驗太簡單瞭，我半睡半醒就能做對，之後就繼續睡覺瞭。然而，高難度的測驗，比如說數學小測試啊，就太TM難瞭，我要不拿個計算機、草稿紙和鉛筆啥的根本就不能通過。而且啊，咱打開天窗說亮話，你讓一人大早上做4位數的乘法不是難為人嗎。
[–]MagicByrie_Swirving 1821 指標 11小時前In a few hours KD will wake up and read this and be furious.
幾個小時內，杜蘭特醒瞭之後看到這條推特會氣得半死。
譯者註：八點半起床梗。
[–]USAChrisBuccino 451 指標 9小時前
推薦滴雞精
[–]Celticskreaturesleeper 228 指標 9小時前Someone needs to shop in a clock that reads "8:31" at the end of that gif
誰來給這圖的末尾P進去一個顯示時間為8：31的時鐘。滴雞精功效
[–]LakersNuhjeea 143 指標 7小時前
/r/therewasanattempt
https://imgur.com/a/zBhNL
[–]Raptorsdemarderollins 169 指標 9小時前5:38 backwards is 8:35 roughly when KD gets to the gym.
Lebron truly is in Savage Mode.
5：38倒過來寫就是8：35，也就是差不多杜蘭特到達球館的時間。
詹姆斯確實處於兇殘模式啊！
[–]SpursYoungCorruption 12 指標 9小時前
He doesn't go to the gym at 8. He wakes up at 8. Why does everyone make this mistake
杜蘭特不是八點去訓練，他是八點起床，為啥總有人搞錯。
譯者註：是八點半。
[–][CHI] Scottie Pippenjeric13xd 102 指標 10小時前
Gotta be second in something
不做第二不姓杜。
[–]Wolves BandwagonGrease_the_Witch 249 指標 11小時前
real ballers go at 8
真正的球員是八點去訓練的！
[–]BucksR99 193 指標 11小時前
If you don't wake up at 8:30 to go to the gym, you don't REALLY hoop.
你要不是在八點半起床去訓練，你就不會真正的打球！
譯者註：杜蘭特曾經發瞭一條關於富兒子的推特，贊美其幹拔跳投很連貫很屌，還說要是網友不知道這是啥就不會真正的打球(you probably won’t know what a hesi jumbo is if you don’t really hoop)。但是杜蘭特的用詞比較隱晦和俚語化，許多美國網友一頭霧水。之後便在Reddit流傳成一個極其熱門的梗。
[–]CavaliersSomali_Kamikaze 932 指標 12小時前
Checkmate KD.
KD被將瞭一軍。
[–]KingsTheFoxKing5 580 指標 12小時前
"Hey LeBron I think you posted with a typo. It says 5:38 am. Nobody gets up that early."
-KD probably
杜蘭特可能說：“哎勒佈朗，你是不是打錯瞭啊，你這寫的是早上五點三十八分，這不對啊，沒人起床起的那麼早啊。”
[–]ThunderTonyStarksLazySusan 99 指標 11小時前
As aloof and clueless he is of his surroundings, no surprise.
杜蘭特一直對外界的環境一無所知，這沒什麼可值得驚訝的。
譯者註：此處暗諷杜蘭特不瞭解別人為什麼抨擊他。
[–]LakersWhiteAdipose 57 指標 8小時I don't get why these basketball players are proud of getting up and going to the gym.. I do this every morning. I get to the gym at 5 then I go to work at 8.
我就不明白這些籃球運動員對起得早然後去訓練有什麼可驕傲的。
我每天都這樣啊，早上五點就到健身房健身瞭，然後8點上班。
[–]TimberwolvesmnBandR 151 指標 7小時前
I'm sure you and LeBron's workout are comparable
你還尋思你跟詹姆斯的訓練是同樣強度呢？
[–]Mavericksthe_che 94 指標 7小時前
To be fair, LeBron is getting paid for his workout.
不過公平地講，詹姆斯訓練是有錢拿的，那個JR沒錢拿啊。
[–]Cavaliersquantamskates 18 指標 7小時前
Its not entirely out of the question, a lot of people do insane workouts comparable to and if not more strenuous than some athletes. Just because you don't, doesn't mean someone else couldn't.
那位JR的訓練強度跟詹姆斯有的比並不是什麼不可能的事啊。很多人的訓練強度跟運動員比，就算不是比運動員強，也是同一檔的。就因為你訓練不夠狠，不代表別人也不行。
[–]KnicksHoboWithAGlock 11 指標 7小時前
For real.
I can think if several people I know who probably do much more intense workouts than LeBron. They happen to be into bodybuilding and powerlifting, for what it's worth. But it's not like baseketball players are killing themselves in the gym everyday. Even LeBron.
說的太對瞭。
我身邊就有好幾個人訓練強度要比詹姆斯高。順便說下，他們恰好是健美和力量舉的愛好者。但是籃球運動員也不是每天都在健身房摧殘自己啊，就算是詹姆斯也是一樣。
譯者註：大多健美和力量舉運動員甚至愛好者的訓練強度確實十分之大。
[–]Maverickstony_delk 344 指標 11小時前LeBron has been using the word savage in his recent tweets about the upcoming season. Seems to be his theme for this year.
詹姆斯最近關於新賽季的推特都有兇殘這個詞，看來這就是詹姆斯新賽季的主題瞭。
[–]76ersunbelievre 434 指標 11小時前*
Maybe he's 3 years behind the cool kids and just found out it used to be trending?
可能詹姆斯有點跟不上潮流，三年前那些覺得自己吊吊的孩子們就挺愛用兇殘這個詞，現在詹姆斯才反應過來這個詞挺潮的。
譯者註：Savage, Legendary, GOAT, Epic等詞都是外國濫用到令人惡心程度的一些詞或短語。
[–]Raptorssunnyice [+1] 52 指標 11小時前
Cut the old man some slack it's hard to keep up with the kids lingo nowadays.
饒瞭老漢吧，現在小年輕的潮流瞬息萬變，很難跟上腳步啊。
[–]CavaliersBenIsLowInfo 166 指標 11小時前Only 3 more hours until KD is in!
還有三個小時杜蘭特就入場瞭！
[–][LAL] Kobe BryantDumbestAsian 139 指標 11小時前
Kobe finished his second on 400-three point shot challenged already.
這個時候科比已經完成瞭他第二個400三分挑戰瞭。
[–]KnicksTheKnicksHateMe 488 指標 12小時前
kobe gonna IG from the gym at 4:38 tomorrow.
明天科比燕窩功效就發個四點三十八分起床的IG。
[–][CLE] Larry HughesGoSuckYouMudda 254 指標 12小時前
Nah he's gonna IG from a Golden Corral breakfast tomorrow
不不，明天科比要發在Golden Corral享用早餐的IG。
譯者註：此處為調侃科比發福。
[–]Wizardsiidesune 71 指標 10小時前
of course. gotta get that senior discount!
老年人有折扣啊，不去白不去啊。
[–][The Ringer] Kevin O'ConnorKevinOConnorNBA 124 指標 10小時前If I were a manager/agent for an NBA player, for brand懷孕滴雞精ing purposes, I'd suggest they'd wake up on Saturday morning and post something like this at 5:30am (but also get the real work done). It'd echo a story Rodney Harrison told about Tom Brady:
"This was when I first got to New England, we had become friends and we were in the weight room. I show up around 6:30 in the morning and he says to me, 'Good afternoon!' So the next day, I get the hint, and come in 15 minutes earlier. Same thing: He says, 'Good afternoon!' Then the next day it's 5:45 in the morning, and he makes sure to say it twice: 'Good afternoon! Good afternoon!' So I make it at 5:30 the next day and before he could say anything to me, I looked at him and said, 'Man, I don't give a damn what you say, Tom, I'm not coming in earlier than 5:30!' We both laughed at that."
It's that level of work ethic that separates great from good, and legendary from great.
我要是NBA球員的管理人或者經紀人，為瞭客戶的品牌宣傳效應，我會建議他們在周六早上大概五點半的時候起床，然後發到社交媒體上（當然要真的訓練，不能糊弄自己）。這會符合羅德尼-哈裡森分享的關於湯姆-佈雷迪的故事：
“剛新英格蘭愛國者隊的時候，我那時候和佈雷迪已經成為朋友瞭，然後在力量區訓練。我大概早上6點半的時候就到瞭，佈雷迪竟然跟我說下午好啊。我知道他是啥意思，所以第二天我就提前15分鐘到瞭，他還是跟我說下午好啊。接下來的一天我是5點45到的，他這次說瞭兩個下午好。於是我之後就五點半到健身房，我先開口：“我tm不管你說啥，五點半是我的極限瞭。“我們都笑瞭。”
職業精神是區分偉大和優秀、傳奇和偉大的標桿。
[–]CavaliersVaynar 137 指標 11小時前
I mean, im a big Lebron homer, but like its not like he's waking up at 5:30am to work out and then has a shitty 9-5 to go to. He could just fucking go back to sleep at 8am and sleep for the rest of the morning. It is off season after all haha
我是詹姆斯鐵粉啊，但是，他雖然早上五點半起床訓練，可之後他不用朝九晚五的工作啊。他可以訓練完在八點直接來個回籠覺，睡一早上啊。畢竟是休賽季嘛。
[–]Netsreallygal 50 指標 10小時前
He does sleep 12 hours a day
他確實每天睡12個滴雞精價格小時。
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